Monday, September 22, 2008

Potty Mouth

Carter is going to kill me for this one, as he doesn't always think the bathroom humor in our house should be shared with the public.

I, on the other hand, think it's a gold-mine of humor that everyone should enjoy.

I'm so painfully lady-like, it hurts.

So here goes, the

QUOTES OF THE WEEK:

#1 "Mommy, LOOK! I pooped an ice cream cone!"

Hey, at least I'm not posting pictures.

#2 "So what would happen if I got poopy on my toothbrush?"

Upon checking, toothbrush looks clean...simply a hypothetical from a 3 1/2 year old brain...I hope.

#3 "It hurts too bad. Can we make it the liquid poopy kind?"

This being after a conversation at the dinner table of what makes a liquid a liquid.

#4 "I SEE THE CORN! I SEE THE CORN!"

Oh the excitement of watching her brother get his diaper changed...and the surprises within.

Sadly, that's only a small portion of the potty antics in this house. I must save the rest in order to save my marriage.

5 comments:

Carter Akins said...

oh my...

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a typical day at school to me......Mom

kristymasterson said...

hilarious! i too enjoy potty humor while my husband thinks it is offensive....isn't suppose to be the other way around??

Melissa said...

the corn comment made me laugh pretty hard!!! This is the reality of motherhood:-)

J and J Harwell said...

In Kroger last week, Mo said, "Mama...I got a poopy.(pause) It's coming out RIGHT NOW!"

ha ha ha ha

I knew you'd like that one!