1. You catch your kid's vomit with your hands.
2. Though you have no nursing degree, the entire household is looking to you for immediate medical relief, and you give it confidently.
3. Your house becomes an infirmary because one sick child = 3 other sick family members within minutes.
4. The aformentioned sick family members do not include you because if it did, the house would cave in.
5. You run the washing machine throughout the entire night, and you change sheets on 3 beds 7 times in a 24 hour period.
Happy Mother's Day Week to me.