Quotes of the Week

FIRST
Jeweler to Customer (me):
"Well, we could size your ring down to a 5, but your ring finger may fluctuate in size a little since you're probably still carrying some extra baby weight."

ARE YOU SERIOUS?????

SECOND
Convo between Daddy and Little Girl, minutes before bathtime:

Daddy: "I'm so proud of you for being able to undress all by yourself."
Girl: "Thanks and I can take my clothes off all by myself, too!"